eyeoftomoe (eyeoftomoe) wrote,
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eyeoftomoe

I don't normally do these, but...

Put your iPod/MP3 player on shuffle and use the songs you get to answer the following questions:

What do you think of me, iTunes?
David Bowie - Sunday
I would do well as a wanderer in an enigmatic, possibly post-apocalyptic world.

Will I have a happy life?
J. K. Rowling - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Disk 11, Track 9
No, because I will be beset by Quidditch accidents. Yes, because I will have house elves to do my every whim.

What do my friends really think of me?
Rent (Original Broadway Cast) - You'll See
I am, or will soon become, a cold-hearted bastard who has abandoned his ideals in favor of making money and who now wants to use his newly-acquired wealth to bribe his friends.

Do people secretly lust after me?
Dj Beyonder - Below the Floorboards
No, I'm too creepy. (Alternatively: In an empty house? In the middle of the night?)

How can I make myself happy?
The Beatles - I Want You (She's So Heavy)
By finding my one true lust.

What should I do with my life?
Gregorian Chant - Alleluia of the third Christmas Mass
Spend my days in quiet contemplation of deity.

Why must life be so full of pain?
Fleetwood Mac - Tusk
Because people don't ask enough questions, preferring instead to shout "Tusk!"

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
The Cure - 10:15 Saturday Night
By sitting at home alone and angsting about my lack of a sex life.

Will I ever have children?
The Moody Blues - Dawning is the Day
Yes, but as a result of acting on instinct rather than conscious deliberation.

Will I die happy?
The Cure - Jumping Someone Else's Train
No, because I'm a fucking poseur.

Can you give me some advice?
Nobuo Uematsu - Wutai
I should go on a sightseeing trip through Asia somewhere. But I should watch out for pickpockets.

What do you think happiness is?
Douglas Adams - The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Chapter 21
Attending *really* *loud* rock concerts.

What's my favourite fetish?
The Beatles - Come Together
Bukkake.
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